Added by ailabyoh_jho on October 9, 2009 at 1:55pm —
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Added by ailabyoh_jho on March 22, 2009 at 11:16am —
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Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Kasi sabi nila cute daw ako kapag naiinis ako! Kaya, Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako! Naiinis ako!
HAHAHAHA!
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Added by ailabyoh_jho on January 7, 2009 at 4:01am —
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You know that if he could've done it before 911, Osama would've come out of his cave and gone to the top of a mountain where his cell phone reception was better and had a conversation with Saddam that would've probably gone something like the following (translated into English for your convenience):
Osama said, "Hello, Saddam?"
"Who's this?" Saddam asked.
"Osama."
"Omarosa?"
"No, Osama. Hold on while I try another spot… Can you hear me now?"
"Osama! What can I do you for?"
"Saddam, my bud…
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Added by ailabyoh_jho on January 7, 2009 at 2:56am —
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Anak: Tay unsay English sa otot?
Tatay: Wind of Change
Anak: Ug Otot nga wa tingog?
Tatay: Sound of Silence
Anak: Ug Otot nga dalang tae tay?
Tatay: Dust in the wind
Anak: Pag ka bright dyod ning tatay, Liwat dyod ko nimo!
mao na nah.hahaaa!
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Added by ailabyoh_jho on January 7, 2009 at 2:31am —
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Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are
thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighb…
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Added by ailabyoh_jho on January 7, 2009 at 2:26am —
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Once upon a time in the immense Russian steppe, lay a little village where nearly all the inhabitants bred horses. It was the month of October, when a big livestock market was held yearly in the main town. Two brothers, one rich and the other one poor, set off for market. The rich man rode a stallion, and the poor brother a young mare.
At dusk, they stopped beside an empty hut and tethered their horses outside, before going to sleep themselves on two heaps of straw. Great was their surprise, wh…
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Added by ailabyoh_jho on January 7, 2009 at 1:53am —
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Once upon a time there was a prince who wanted to marry a princess; but she would have to be a real princess. He travelled all over the world to find one, but nowhere could he get what he wanted. There were princesses enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they were real ones. There was always something about them that was not as it should be. So he came home again and was sad, for he would have liked very much to have a real princess.
One evening a terrible storm came on; there was t…
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Added by ailabyoh_jho on January 7, 2009 at 1:50am —
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Added by ailabyoh_jho on December 31, 2008 at 2:11am —
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Added by ailabyoh_jho on December 31, 2008 at 1:39am —
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Sumtymz, we hav 2 giv up wonderful tngz juz 2 mek evrytngs olryt..
we hav 2 bleed alone 4 sumbody 2 smile..
we nid 2 let doz tears flow juz 2 sev d tears of oders..
we hav 2 brik r own hartz 2 fil sumbody elz emptinez..
& der r tymz wer we hav 2 giv up r own hapinez juz 2 rescue sum1 elz burden..
so now, can anybody tell me werz d fairnez n lav?
8 was never fair & never wil 8 be!!
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Added by ailabyoh_jho on December 17, 2008 at 10:54pm —
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