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You know that if he could've done it before 911, Osama would've come out of his cave and gone to the top of a mountain where his cell phone reception was better and had a conversation with Saddam that would've probably gone something like the following (translated into English for your convenience):

Osama said, "Hello, Saddam?"

"Who's this?" Saddam asked.

"Osama."

"Omarosa?"

"No, Osama. Hold on while I try another spot… Can you hear me now?"

"Osama! What can I do you for?"

"Saddam, my bud… Continue

Anak: Tay unsay English sa otot?

Tatay: Wind of Change

Anak: Ug Otot nga wa tingog?

Tatay: Sound of Silence

Anak: Ug Otot nga dalang tae tay?

Tatay: Dust in the wind

Anak: Pag ka bright dyod ning tatay, Liwat dyod ko nimo!

mao na nah.hahaaa!

Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are
thunder and lightning.

Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say; talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighb… Continue